Battery Full

When in an airport
terminal you:

Head straight for the cinnamon bun stand.

Pull out a book and start reading.

Search the perimeter for empty outlets with ninja-like precision.

Battery Mid-Level

When waiting in the
carpool line:

You listen to NPR.

Freshen up your makeup.

Frantically tear through your purse looking for your phone charger so you can do some online shopping.

Battery Low

When at a wedding or other special event you:

Keep a tissue handy in case you cry.

Get there an hour early for front row seats.

Slip out to the lobby to charge your phone.

Battery Empty

you're in total denial. Get treatment before it's too late!

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Battery Empty

Bad news: you have DBA.
Good news: it's treatable.

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